Lovetastic: dating for gay men who believe in love

My mind is a minefield of useless knowledge, approximately 46% of which is completely fabricated.
In the past fifteen years I have worked for David Schwimmer, Jesus, and the King of Qatar--which (I have a hunch) may all be the same person.
A wise Yugoslavian man once told me "In that corner sits the aircraft carrier." I strive to make this my daily mantra.
I am an auto-domesticated animal. An auto-domesticated squirrel, in fact.
I know the difference between a duck.
I like to cuddle. Like, a lot. I could be a professional spooner.
I have very little fashion sense and no sense of humor.
I hate it when you stare at my boobs...my face is up here, buddy.

The long and short of it is that I'd like to meet a few guys who like books and indie music, have an appreciation for the absurd, and only use the phrase "hit me up" in the ironic sense. And someone who doesn't use numbers in place of numbers. So drop me a line (or a haiku) and we'll see how it goes.

Sincerely,
The Squire of Subtlety and Other Lost Socks

Yes, please.

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Gravity's Rainbow, Lord of the Barnyard: Killing the Fatted Calf and Arming the Aware in the Cornbelt, Cloud Atlas, Good Times/Bad Times, The Buddha of Suburbia, Catch-22, The Cheese Monkeys, P.S. Your Cat is Dead, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff--Christ's Childhood Pal, Franny & Zooey, A Separate Peace, Rilke's "The Voices", The Misfits (by that guy who wrote the Bunnicula series), The Four Agreements.

Jeff Buckley, Laakso, The Most Serene Republic, Mogwai, Midlake, Mew, Stars, Broken Social Scene, The Mules, Subtle, TV on the Radio, French Teen Idol, Bright Eyes, Billie the Vision, Hawksley Workman, Sun Kil Moon, Sufjan Stevens, Anathallo, Soft Hearted Scientists, The Raveonettes, Antlerand, Bound Stems, British Sea Power, Joanna Newsom, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Hidden Cameras, The Mountain Goats, The Polyphonic Spree, Windmill, Neutral Milk Hotel, Akeboshi, godspeed you! black emperor, Mice Parade, Track a Tiger, New Ruins, Frog Eyes, Chris Garneau, CocoRosie, The National, Thee More Shallows, Crippled Black Phoenix, Parts & Labor, Get Him Eat Him, Butterfly Assassins, Dappled Cities Fly, Cloud Cult, Islands, Palomar, The XYZ Affair, Yeasayers, Drakes Hotel, Bad Veins, Immaculate Machine, Black Kites, Bishop Allen, Scroobius Pip.

Me and You and Everyone We Know, Shaun of the Dead, The Station Agent, Pan's Labyrinth, Thumbsucker, Little Miss Sunshine, Napolean Dynamite, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Camp, Saved!, Clue, Mambo Italiano, Empire Records, New Waterford Girl, Office Space, Newsies, Wet Hot American Summer, Heathers, Rules of Attraction, Grey Gardens, American Movie, Clash of the Titans, Elizabethtown, Dummy, Thank You For Smoking, The Slums of Beverly Hills, I Heart Huckabees, Art School Confidential, Amelie, Fay Grim, Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical.

Indie music, big words and their proper usage, music lyrics, books, peripety, quirk, tattoos, bed-head, bare feet, cosmic conspiracy theories, swear words, religion, indie films, crafty stuff (found and/or recycled art), a nice glass of cheap wine, concentric circles, drunken Lego building, existential angst, non sequiturs, internal monologues, mix CDs, and unconventionally attractive guys.