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I have no time for this foolishness, but...ok

37-years-old
San Francisco CA [US]

The Essay

Um. Hello, fellas. I'm a nice, overeducated Jewish boy from LA who just settled in San Francisco after living all over the place for the last 10 years. I'm a Pilsner kind of Gay, as opposed to a Mecca kind of Gay. I'm looking for a smart guy who can crack me up.

The Lovetastic Interview

Were you appointed World Dictator, what initiatives would you undertake upon assuming office?

- no more flourescent lights
- no more car alarms
- everyone has to take those little plastic screen protectors off their cellphone/camera/whatever screens, along with the promotional stickers that say "4x Zoom!" and crap. It's marketing, People.

If you had to fight in a war, from any century, which one would you pick?

The Cola Wars.

Are you a radical,liberal, conservative, or something else?

Bleeding heart liberal. C'mon, I went to college at UC Santa Cruz fercrissakes!

What sort of nightmares do you have?

The kind where I was supposed to be in a play or take a test or show up at a wedding (that was last night's dream) and I'm TOTALLY NOT READY. OHMYGOD.

What do you feel uncomfortable discussing with strangers?

How much money I make, I guess. Or how much I don't make.

If you were to create your own religion, what would be its credo?

Be a mensch and don't butt into anyone else's business. And no littering.

If you could visit any one mythical or fictional place for one day, where would you go and why?

Oh, Hogwarts, absolutely. Yes, I am a nerd.

"Tell me what you like, I'll tell you what you are." -John Ruskin

Favorite books

Dandelion Wine, Boy's Life, Grapes of Wrath, Tales of the City, Honcho

Favorite music

mountain goats, clap your hands say yeah, wolf parade, the arcade fire, belle and sebastion, big star, bloc party, bongwater, sergio mendes &; brazil '66, breeders, busta rhymes, dandy warhols, fleetwood mac, guns &; roses, idlewild, jawbreaker, mates of state, tilly and the wall, new pornographers, mongol 800, rollerskate skinny, solvent, suede, the streets, supercar, that dog and about a zillion other bands

Favorite film(s)

clue, candleshoe, 9 to 5, the north avenue irregulars, the reflecting skin, delicatessin, oh crap there are just too many

Favorite art

John Maeda, Peter Cho, Josh Nimoy

Favorite ideas

post-modernism. such a clich, but I still think it's interesting.

Other interests

Exploring haunted houses.

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Behavioral quirks

- irrational disgust of mayo, egg yolks, mushrooms, and sour cream
- can't whistle
- can be a cheap tipper
- like to organize *everything*
- tend to silently judge people based on their music tastes
- really, really bad memory (could be a benefit!)